miss-nerdgasmz:

soft-grunge-paradise:

PLEASE HELP

This is my dog, Goku. He is a golden retriever. He is about 7 years old. He also went missing sometime this morning.

If you live in the Matthews/ Mint Hill area of NC and maybe into Charlotte, please keep an eye out for him.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT ME HERE, ON TWITTER @/SURENATHEDISCO OR AT MY EMAIL SURENA.WEEKS21@YAHOO.COM

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE HELP

Set out water for your dog an a piece of clothing you’ve worn for most of the day to help find them! (I think that’s how that tip works? Correct me if I’m wrong!)

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

ltalian:

matt-meowstic:

t3mp0r4ry:

sirenknights:

Dice Shaming

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

What the hell happened to the second to last one

judgement